Soliloquies from The Theatre of Apophenia

by angeliska on May 2, 2003

“There is both amber and lodestone.
Whether thou art iron or straw,
thou wilt come to the hook.”
Today, by the wharf I watched a mockingbird chase down a big crow in flight-
nipping with sharp beak at black wings..
The hour is late, and I’m in need of some tea-
the Malatiera mountain tea picked by lovely bare-legged maidens
on the rocky hillsides of Isle of Crete, with manuka and rata honey and milk.
Luckily, I have both- kettle’s on.
An Ersatz Update-
The night after I convinced myself I was completely dry of palatable plotlines for this little film, we sat down to brainstorm- and within minutes I managed to pull the perfect story out of the air, fully-formed and much better than the first plan by far. I won’t spoil the surprise just yet, but a gesture of gratitude to for subliminally implanting the theme into my brainpan.
I very much like watching my hyacinth vine seedlings push up through black soil on the balcony, and the little lizards that sun there, throats blowing up like valentines.
I like my job- it’s blissfully simple and I like learning snippets of Mandarin and eating congee for dinner.
Some good things I saw this week:
National Puppet Day at Storyland- a rag-tag gaggle of cirkus kids entertaining wee tots with fantastic puppetshows featuring heroic ice-cream cones and inter-galactic dinosaurs. Later the was a puppet parade, and this little retarded boy and I danced and geeked out on Mr. Mattson’s ingenious kitty-kat DJ get-up..
(A moment to explain, or attempt to- Picture a man dressed as a big black evil kitty kat with a giant sharp-toothed glowering head, wearing a hand-welded chestplate amped and attached to a phonograph which blares his hissings and scratches near and far.
Doesn’t quite capture it, but the children loved it.)
I slid down the awesome dragon slide and it was super-fast.
Oh yes, and if any of you end up here I’ll take you to Storyland.
(Very different from Storyville, in that Storyville was a notorious red-light district here in New Orleans at the turn of the century- and Storyland is a slightly psychotic kiddie park with a fairytale theme. Lots of colorful toadstools. Scary dwarves. Spanish moss and Mother Goose. It’s fantastic.)
Had the joy of catching The Centimeters a few times, at the Hi-Ho and back by Lake Chartres. -Try to imagine The Magnetic Fields mating violently in the Carpathians with Klaus Nomi and Max Schreck. With their Lee Press-on epicanthic folds fashioned from paper bags, they are downright irresistible.
Also, The Cramps and the Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf Drinking Game, both vicious good fun.
Oh and, this guy I wait tables with has a cat named…
SEXY UNIVERSE
He found it abandoned with pus-sealed eyes at a construction site.
It scratches and has a bizarre bacterial infection.
YES!
I dream of fireworks and underwater demon-gods and rattling underground trains.
I’m ravenous and want to know why one is not supposed to eat late at night,
or before bedtime? Tell me!
Until I know a good reason, I’m going to do it anyway.
– RANDOM PARENTHETICAL TRANSMISSIONS END HERE –

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