The weather’s getting warmer, the bees are buzzing
and all the butts I know are gettin’ itchy for a little
rump-shakin’! I don’t know about you, but if I don’t
get my dance on fairly regularly I start getting a mite
tetchy. Shaking it loose it often the only cure for a slew
of ailments, including but not limited to: the mean reds,
the dirty blues, scurvy, gout and neuralgia. It’s true.
So we can’t help ourselves, we’re putting on another
dance party – this coming Friday! Be there, sassafrassies!

This one’s gonna be extra special, because not only is
my sweet brother Rusty Lazer coming all the way from New
Orleans, but he’s also bringing Miss Marion Ette to wow you
with her aerial dance skills, and Miss Altercation to teach you
all her moves! Ever wanted to learn how to twerk it right?
Here’s your chance: as of right now we still have 19 spaces
left for the A Bounce Dance Class with Miss Altercation herself!
It starts at 9pm, you gotta pre-register, and spaces are filling up!
Sliding scale- 10-20 bucks, for one hour. Send an email to:
bounceclass@gmail.com now to register!
Cost of the class includes FREE admission to the PARTY!
At 10pm we open the doors and roll out sets from
DJ Rusty Lazer
Christeene
DJ Chicken Kiev
Plus a very special aerial performance by Miss Marion Ette!
Hostessed by your very own Miss Angeliska!
Presented by the insatiable Glitoris!
Friday, April 16th at The Independent (ND, 501 Studios)
located at East 5th + Brushy.
This is gonna be a hot hot mess, dress appropriately,
or inappropriately if you got it and you wanna flaunt it!
More info and RSVP over on the Facebook.
Until then, here’s some dance party videos to get you in the mood:

Miss Altercation, Rocky and ReRe dancing
with Katey Red at Gay Bi Gay Gay 2010

Ass Everywhere from Nathan Brescia on Vimeo.

Super-fun times in Detroit!

Christeene! So very, very NSFW, okay?

5TH WARD WEEBIE & YA BOY BIG CHOO
Learn all these moves, and you’ll be alright!